Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Gandhi vs. Mother Teresa

Gandhi vs Teresa

Why would theses two peaceful prophets fight? - You might ask. The answer is simple: too determine who the world’s most nonviolent person is. Now to kick it up notch; Gandhi has a chainsaw for a hand and Mother Teresa has pretty sweat skills with a bow staff. Also they both have the ability to shoot huge crazy fireballs, think Dragonball Z. ‘Nuff said, on to the fight.
Stats:

Gandhi:
- Born in Porbandar, India on October 2, 1869 Died January 30, 1948
- Studied law in London
- Chainsaw : Husqvarna 3120XP Chainsaw w/ 36" Bar, Engine speed 12000 rpm of peace kicking ass
- Follower of Satyagraha, a nonviolence philosophy
- Helped India gain independence from the British
- Worked as a lawyer in South Africa: Mahatma Gandhi Attorney at Law
- Fire ball: Kamehameha - devastating energy attack launched with both hands from his side
- Never awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

Mother Teresa
- Born August 27, 1910 in Skopje Died on September 5, 1997
- Founded the Nirmal Hriday Home for the Dying
- Work has been recognized and acclaimed throughout the world
- Other skills: Numbchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills…
- Received Pope John XXIII Peace Prize, the Nehru Prize, Balzan Prize, and the Templeton and Magsaysay awards.
- Fire ball: Special Beam Cannon – Releases focused curly-cue like ray of energy

Winner: Mother Teresa. After a long and strenuous battle the victor has emerged. Gandhi started of the bout with a chainsaw wielding uppercut but was thrown to the ground from a bow staff strike to the knee. Teresa then attacked with a flying jump kick to the groin which Gandhi countered by landing a fire ball energy attack. Mother Teresa was then thrown through a large pane of glass and a brick wall. She then jumps up and dusts her self off and runs at Gandhi wildly yelling. Just as she is about to invoke Special Beam Cannon Gandhi initializes Satyagraha protection shield. Gandhi then trips on a rock and dies. Now I’m going to hell for this.
Comments:
Don't worry, we're all going to hell with you for enjoying the battle.
 
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All true; I call ‘em like I see ‘em. – I wish I had a chainsaw for hand.
 
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