Friday, March 04, 2005

Conan O’Brien vs. Conan the Barbarian

Obrien Vs Barbarian

It’s no doubt they share the same name and both are at the prime of their career. Mr. Barbarian is perhaps the best warrior the world as ever seen and Mr. O’Brien is the undisputed king of late night shows. Both have a superior intellect but only one of them is really funny – you decide.
Stats:

Conan the Barbarian
- Child sold into slavery who grows into a man who seeks revenge against the warlord who massacred his tribe
- Massive, grim, unfriendly and has a dark, dismal outlook on life
- Hails from the distant northland of Cimmeria
- Likes good food, strong drink, and willing wenches
- Master of many forms of combat
- Unparalleled sword ability
- Tremendous physical strength
- Sharp wit and a keen intellect
- Quick to anger and heedless of authority
- Strict moral code and sense of ethics

Conan O’Brien
- Referred to as the most cunning talk show around
- Modest, wry, self-effacing and demonstrably the most intelligent of the late-night comics
- Supervising producer of The Simpsons
- Was on Adam Sandler's first CD.
- Writer for Saturday Night Live
- Side kicks : Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and The Masturbating Bear

Winner: Conan O’Brien. The Barbarian almost won it though. Good thing Pimpbot 5000 made a cameo appearance and bitch slapped the Barbarian into compliance.
Comments:
Winner takes on Conan Nolan.
 
have you seen conan vs. bear? (www.conanvsbear.com)
 
Are you kidding Conan the barbarian knocked a camel out with his fist and theoretically took out Darth Vader (well the voice of the dark lord anyway). Plus we have the fact that The barbarian is played by the governator who gives talks on "how to properly grope a woman" I doubt Conan o brian even knows what a woman looks like (excluding his mother).
 
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