Sunday, February 20, 2005

Killer Attack Zombie Terrorists vs. Genghis Khan

Well we all knew it was going to come down to this. You have to fight fire with fire. Really who else could possibly stand a chance against zombie terrorist other than the original terrorist him self Mr. Khan. Genghis Khan’s pure hatred for all things zombie would serve as a catalyst for his rage. But what he doesn’t know is that these are not your average, run of the mill type zombie terrorists. They are Killer Attack Zombie Terrorists. With that being said it’s on to the stats:

Genghis Khan
- conquered more territory than any other conqueror
- Bad Ass of the 13th century
- megalomaniacal greed for territory and riches
- organizational and strategic genius
- created one of the most highly-disciplined and effective armies in history
- founding father of Mongolia
- Will go to great lengths to kill zombies

Killer Attack Zombie Terrorists
- Prefer infidel brains
- Proforms acts of violence against the public
- Trys to intimidate a population through eating brains
- Will attack then kill anything other than a zombie terrorist including other non-combative zombies

First off, I would like to make it clear that even though I am an American and do have a certain discontent for terrorist I will try and make this as unbiased as possible. Zombie Terrorists might have the advantage because they out number Khan and are also undead.

Winner: Who was I kidding; Genghis Khan wins by a landslide. The Killer Attack Zombie Terrorists try one of their limping suicide bomber attacks. But the Zombie Terrorist is distracted by fresh brains on the ground and inadvertently detonates killing the majority of his counterparts. However the main zombie is left : Ayman Al-Zomb-awahiri. Genghis Khan knows the only true thing to enrage him is the sight of a females ankles, which is precisely why he brought along Mrs. Khan. When Al-Zomb-awahiri sees this he becomes furious and runs for the Mongolian leader. He is immediately decapitated by Khan’s sword.
LOL - great comparison.
Thnx, I liked Ayman Al-Zomb-awahiri.
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