Friday, February 25, 2005

Columbo vs. Hello Kitty

columbo vs hello kitty

I will admit that I don’t exactly know what in the hell Hello Kitty is or what it’s all about; But I am going to get to the bottom of this phenomenon and more importantly evaluate if the greatest detective of the modern era can kick its ass.

Hello Kitty:
- Symbolizes generosity, innocence, kindness, friendship, ext.
- Lives in London, England, and in the 3rd Grade
- Travels the world making new friends
- Birth date: November 1st, 1974
- Weight: the same as 3 apples (side note – APPLES! why can’t she weigh a few ounces or 1.4 eggplants)
- Likes: small, cute things, candy, stars, goldfish, etc
- Trademark: red bow on left ear.
- Best product: Hello Kitty vibrator

- Born: September 16, 1927, New York, NY
- Appeared to have an unassuming, disorganized, and polite demeanor
- Underestimated by all criminals
- Drives old Peugeot with over 100,000 miles
- Worked in Homicide for 15 years at the Los Angeles police department
- Fought in Korea for the U.S. Army
- Wears a rumpled overcoat and smokes stubby cigars

Winner: Columbo; The Hello Kitty Vibrator does seem pretty intriguing but everything else about this curious product disturbs me for some reason. On the other hand Lieutenant Columbo is the shit.
Columbo would get my vote here, no question. Nice blog, I will be back!
He'll probably figure out how Hello Kitty was responsible for Hunter S. Thompson's supposed suicide.
I knew that freakin cat was behind it.
your site rawks! keep it homie!!
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